Fang's fangtastic life

Me playing with my *püssy*… I’m sorry, but I wasn’t going to let the opportunity to finally say that go by 😜

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onigatito:
@fencesandfrogs

bunnyjump888-deactivated2020040:
Be quick dear, you know what to do!
He did, whenever his mom had a fight with dad, she got back to him by being a whore, and making him eat another man’s cum from her cunt without even knowing!
And at home he was the most accessible cock and he was always happy to help!

(via tomagat)

pir8core:

astraldemise:
astraldemise:
astraldemise:
astraldemise:
bigweld
bigweld
you guys reblog this every wednesday every wednesday i wake up and wonder what day it is and i see bigweld in my tumblr notifications and im like ah its wednesday again bigweld wednesday just like last wednesday its wednesday its bigweld wednesday
guess how i found out today is wednesday
i hate you

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dsm-wannabe-linguist:

dsm-wannabe-linguist:
dsm-wannabe-linguist:
dsm-wannabe-linguist:
Sociolinguistics 101:
Dialectology 101
Prescriptivism 101
Etymology 101
Raciolinguistics 101
Semantics 101
Grammatical Tense 101
Referential Inscrutability
Syntax 101
Variable Rhoticity 101
Phonology 101
Classical Philology 101
Language Preservation 101
Sign Language 101
Generative Linguistics 101
Descriptivism 101
Language Acquisition 101
Historical Linguistics 101
Orthography 101
Pragmatics 101

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yourplayersaidwhat:

[During our One Ring campaign]
Elven rangers threatening us: “Return the elven baby to us!”
The “baby”, our 17 yo Elf companion: “I’m not a prisoner!”
[Fantasy age charts are confusing sometimes]